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[14 Jul 2009|05:00pm] |
i been down
ibeendown
i been down hearted babe
BUT NOT ANYMORE!
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[10 Dec 2008|04:57pm] |
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My God, the new Terminator: Salvation trailer on the Apple site is full of win.
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| Just in time! Here you are folks, you can stop worrying now! |
[02 Dec 2008|02:31am] |
1.) Clothing: I love clothes, I wear them almost every day!
Shirt size: S. Jacket: 38S Pants: 32W 30L Shoe: 10 1/2 Style to buy: Something extremely narcissistic; think a cross between Dr. Christian Troy and Gordon Gekko. Gift cards are much appreciated.
2.) Money: An old favorite of mine.
3.) Rockband/ Rockband II/ A karaoke machine: Guilty pleasure.
4.) Cologne: Armani Mania or something of your choosing.
5.) Any of these (available at NBC.com, Amazon.com or eBay):
A.) Dwight Schrute Bobblehead and "World's Best Boss" Mug Gift Set
B.) Dundie Award
C.) Dunder Mifflin Inc. Grey or Blue T-Shirt
D.) Schrute Farms Beets Long Sleeve Grey T-shirt
E.) The Office "Office" Door Sign
F.) The Office- Dunder Mifflin Inc. Terry Robe
G.) The Office Dunder Mifflin Personalized Name Plate
H.) The Office DVD Board Game
6.) A Handgun: Preferably a Beretta 92FS or a standard sized 17C
7.) A Laptop computer
8.) A badass digital camera
9.) Sex And The City - The Ultimate DVD Collection (19 disc box set)
10.) Wii Games including: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Quantum of Solace, Spider-Man: Web of Shadows, Wario Land: Shake it, Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, and many more. Also, Wii Controllers and a charging station.
11.) And of course...this:
Thor Hammer
Classic Version
Prop Replica
Item Number: 900204
Manufactured by: Museum Replicas
Price: US $399.99
Available at Sideshowtoy.com
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[02 Nov 2008|02:21pm] |
more on myspace, you cretins!
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[29 Oct 2008|09:39pm] |
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big giant halloween party friday at my amigos house. trash can punch, kegs, and all that other silly nonsense that some people like. should be fun though. costumes are a must and guest-list is enforced, call me and lemme' know if you want to come out, kiddos! 2812163457
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[28 Apr 2008|03:46pm] |
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There hasn't been a good comment flame war lately. BOOOORING. What gives?
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| The Most Important Vote of 2008 |
[14 Apr 2008|04:32pm] |
Uwe Boll Launches Pro-Boll Campaign; Which Side Are You On?
The brazen filmmaker answers call for his retirement with a petition of his own.
by Jen Yamato | April 11, 2008
Blog Article | Discuss Article
Uwe Boll is a genius. So says a recent video posted to YouTube by...Uwe Boll. But why would the world's most self-aware maker of movies feel the need to defend his own existence?
There are plenty of reasons why anyone might wish for the early retirement of the world's proudest bad filmmaker. ("Bad" being an objective term as judged by the esteemed Tomatometer, where Boll has a career average of four percent.) After suffering the derision of his harshest critics for films like Alone in the Dark and BloodRayne, the amateur pugilist challenged five scribes to a boxing match (and won each bout) back in 2006. But perhaps there were better ways for conscientious film lovers to battle the forces of the Raging Boll...
In an April interview with genre website FEARnet, Boll acknowledged an online poll calling for him to quit filmmaking altogether. "How many signatures would it take," FEARnet asked. Boll's answer: "One million. Now we have a new goal." As of today, the Stop Dr. Uwe Boll petition has garnered over 180,000 signatures.
With his detractors more than one-tenth of the way to his retirement, Boll posted a follow-up response. "So hi, here's Uwe Boll, and I have a statement to make about that Internet petition," he begins. "I want...a pro-Boll petition and I expect a million votes pro-Boll. Because look -- I'm not a f***ing retard like Michael Bay or other people running around in the business. Or Eli Roth, making the same sh**ty movies over and over again. If you really look at my movies you will see my real genius."
Boll makes sure to add a shout out to his forthcoming political satire, Postal. "If you go on May 23 to Postal you will see that I deliver a movie what nobody else deliver in the last ten years. What is way better [than] all that social critic George Clooney bullshit what you get every f***ing weekend. You have to really wake up and see me for what I am -- I'm the only genius in the whole f***ing business. Goodbye. "
To refresh your memory, we present Dr. Uwe Boll's career in Tomatometers:
Blackwoods: 11%
House of the Dead: 4%
In the Name of the King:
A Dungeon Siege Tale: 2%
Alone in the Dark: 1%
BloodRayne: 4%
VOTE NOW!!!!
http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?RRH53888
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[23 Feb 2007|02:44pm] |
So I'm in need of some assistance. I've been using BearShare to download music and I just got an 80GB iPod so hold it. Anyways, I was trying to upload/convert all 7,000+ songs and only 144 converted and it said it was because "One or more of the songs being added are in the protected WMA format, including the song "........", and could not be converted. iTunes can only convert unprotected songs. If you have the original CDs for these songs, you can import them using iTunes."
If anybody could come make this happen...it would be awesome. Maybe even financially rewarding!
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[25 Jan 2007|04:50pm] |
maybe it's just my randomly firing synapses,
but I think about nothing but you as time passes.
I'm no home run hitter, but I'll still step up to bat,
and now you know that's why I'm back, back for the attack.
now bear witness, I return defenseless,
to set the pavement made with my intentions here.
holding it together, thought out every letter
of every word in every sentence so carefully.
I thought out every word, every sentence so carefully.
it's not enough, it's too late.
problems surfaced and they capsized our relationship,
I now propose this expedition to salvage it,
the weather may start getting rough,
our tiny ship may be tossed,
but I'll not be stopped by acts of god,
I'll get you back at any cost.
it's not getting what you want, it's wanting what you got,
and I havent got much left,
so I dig my fingers deep into the few things that I keep
and I find myself constantly fighting, screaming, biting,
trying to get you back.
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[13 Jan 2007|10:58pm] |
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In one hour it will be the worst day ever. I'll save you all the post, but..yeah.
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| Move on!!!! |
[03 Jan 2007|06:00pm] |
The year 2006 in review:
I've been moving sideways for the past two years. The end.
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[22 Dec 2006|12:10am] |
It's almost here.
The most intoxicating blend of comedy and wrestling is about to blow up the Meridian. Will you be there? Or will you be lame?
7 pulse-pounding matches include a grudge match between The Plague and Queen Kong. Then there's 110% Phenomenal vs. the tag team The Stormin' Mormons. Will The Xperience prove himself in his match against Citizen Pain? And does local boy Rumble Steelskin have a chance when Mexican wrestling manager Dirty Sanchez pits him against The Top Banana?
Cancel your holiday plans NOW to find out!
Friday & Saturday, Dec. 22 & 23, 9pm
at The Meridian, 1503 Chartres
$10 (+svc fee) advance, $15 at the door, or go to hey-eric.com/home.html to buy tix directly from me at a discount ($9 + no svc fee)
Info: DoomsdayWrestling.com
SEE YOU IN THE RING!
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[19 Nov 2006|04:15am] |
When I sat down on the bed next to you
You started to cry
I said, maybe if I leave, you'll want me
To come back home
Or maybe all you mean, is leave me alone
At least that's what you said
You're irresistible when you get mad
Isn't it sad, I'm immune
I thought it was cute
For you to kiss
My purple black eye
Even though I caught it from you
I still think we're serious
At least that's what you said
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[18 Nov 2006|11:24am] |
Man, I posted one of those Myspace Bulletins last night that basically says "You can ask me any question and I have to answer honestly, blah, blah, blah..." and I immediately regret that decision. It's just Myspace people! What the hell?! They really grilled me with the questions. Remind me never to do that crap again. hah.
My first couple of questions I got everything from "Why wouldn't you date me?" to "Do you think you'll ever be truly happy again?" which I'm assuming has to do with my being broken over the whole Lauren thing...man...I was expecting "When are we hanging out?" or "Who do you think is going to be eliminated next week on Top Chef because I hope Marcel is, but you know it's gonna' be Frank!! Omg!"
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[07 Nov 2006|12:20pm] |
This just in from Tex Lonestar, voice of DOOMSDAY!
"Hey there!
Yes the rumours are true! DOOMSDAY is making it's return to
Houston this holiday season at the wonderful Meridian! The weekend of
December 22nd and 23rd will be an early Christmas present to the city
that started it all. And I got to tell you folks it's about time.
The card we have lined up is UN-FREAKING-BELIEVABLE.
Houston, you will be treated to 7 pulse pounding matches that will
change the way you think of professional wrestling.
Fan favorites such as Texas hero Rumble Steelskin will be on hand!
110% Phenomenal will be putting his undefeated streak on the line as he
faces the sinister Masked Mormon!
Female grappling sensations The Plague and Queen Kong will finally find
out once and for all which one is the better woman of the squared circle!
And of course our World Heavyweight Champion Dyk-A-Tron will be
defending her title!
And that's not all! Several new editions to our roster will be making their
debuts! I can't tell all, but I'll give you a little!
A talented young man who calls himself The X-perience (I love the way he
spells that!) will be stepping foot into a Gulf Coast All Star Wresting ring
for the very first time. I haven't seen this kid in person, but from watching
his videos by myself alone in the middle of the night I can tell you he is
definitely a blue chipper. And he is a real favorite among the ladies. This
will be great for capturing that coveted female demographic.
A fellow known as The Top Banana will be trying to make an impact as
well. This man is one heck of an athIete and has developed a submission
hold known as the Banana Twist that is just as devastating as Rumble
Steelskin's Texas Nipple Twister. This man is also the holder of a
championship belt that he calls the Top Banana Belt. Whether or not this
title belt is recognized anywhere in the world as a wrestling championship
is not validated.
A grappler by the name of Precious Jules will be making history as he
steps in the ring with none other than Boom Shakalaka. This Precious
Jules is as disturbing as he is impressive. I have never seen a wrestler as
puzzling as he in my 25+ years in this business. You truly have to see him
to believe him. The MotorCity Mama definitely has her work cut out for
her.
With all these great things on the horizon there is always a down side.
There is always a thorn in the side of Doomsday. You know who I am
talking about folks. Of course, Dirty Sanchez. It is rumored that this man
is planning something huge for this event. This can't be good. But we will
just stand tall and keep our eyes open. No matter what happens this will
be the greatest wrestling extravaganza ever. Stay tuned for more info
because I guarantee you there will be plenty more excitement to come!
Oooh! I'm excited!
See you in the ring!
-Tex Lonestar"
For more tune in next time or check out doomsdaywrestling.com
Oh, yes, there will be blood........ (!!)
-Mario
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| Crikey! |
[31 Oct 2006|12:39pm] |
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US talk show host Bill Maher has sparked outrage after appearing at numerous Halloween parties over the weekend dressed as "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin, complete with a bloody stingray barb attached to a khaki shirt. The outfit is among the top Halloween costumes in the US this year and while some have found it amusing, other insist it is an insult to the late conservationist who died in September. Photos of the celebrity comedian making the rounds at Halloween parties in Los Angeles over the weekend have been widely circulated on the internet. Maher hosts a weekly talk show on US network HBO called Real Time With Bill Maher and has angered some of his fans. One fan wrote on the star's official website, "I suppose he thought it was funny, but it was seriously lacking taste, decorum and respect for Steve's family." Another fan wrote, "I am kind of torn on it - I have a good sense of humor but this one is just kind of tacky."
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[23 Oct 2006|08:18pm] |
Dear Journal,
This weekend was amazing! <3
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[15 Oct 2006|07:30am] |
Dear Journal,
I was offered a job at the Cheesecake Factory in the Woodlands today. With the promise of $150-200+ in tips for a weekday lunch it sounds wonderful enough however there's a 200 question exam followed by a 90 question exam and it's in the Woodlands which is a little bit of an obstacle considering I don't drive. And by the time I do drive I will also be interested in bartending downtown.
I've also been flirting with the thought of being a rep for perhaps a liquor supply company for restaurants and clubs...I figure, I know the product backwards and forwards and I think I'm pretty good at selling the "good stuff" and bullshitting people on the lesser fare as well. I guess we'll see how things work out; I'll cross those bridges when I get to them. Half Price books offered me a job last week as well. How ironic, because I'd be making "half price" if I took the job there LOL!!!!1111!11!1
Work aside, I think my martini speech was off of the proverbial hook, chain, what have you, and I look forward to my next one. I am also looking forward to my professional wrestling debut and I have practice again on Wednesday although I am not without a spot of nervous anxiety. I feel so busy these days it's no fun at all. I also have been attending multiple classes a week as part of my probation and it's duller than a Catholic Church service. I would rather watch Gods and Generals five times a week than go to these stupid things but I suppose whining about it won't do me any good.
There are quite a few movies I'd like to go see soon but it never seems like I'm free whenever the cinema is open.
Moving on, we carry Gran Patron at Rockin' Baja Lobster and we sell it for $26 a shot. A small sidenote, you can get it at my bar, the VIP for only $15 a shot! What a deal! Anyway, so we have this $26 a shot tequila and a couple of guys come to the bar and order a pair of Gran Patron shots, and our bartender, Felicia, seemingly forgets that the cap to the bottle has a cork bottom and should avoid being bent, which she continues to do. So she breaks off the cork into the bottle which is halfway full and basically ruins the whole bottle. I could not stop laughing. The look on our owners face was classic. The look of disappointment on this guy's face brought a bout of mirth I haven't felt in ages. This guy put together a staff meeting to yell at us because somebody once accidentally threw some silverware in the trashbin and now he's got a two hundred dollar bottle of tequila down the drain. I thought it was hysterical but then again I'm also an asshole.
While on the subject of work, I return at noon so I’d better try some shut-eye!
-MB
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[09 Oct 2006|05:38am] |
"what if this is as good as it gets?"
( oh my gato )
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